Febnarlved is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent salamander.

Febnarlved created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Febnarlved, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febnarlved, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Febnarlved's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Febnarlved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never skip near swans.