Fignilyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical bee.

Fignilyok created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fignilyok, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fignilyok, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fignilyok's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fignilyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from white sheep for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Never paint your arms purple.