Tomhudnadyartbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair crocodile.

Tomhudnadyartbiss created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tomhudnadyartbiss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tomhudnadyartbiss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tomhudnadyartbiss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tomhudnadyartbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tomhudnadyartbiss loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Put Tomhudnadyartbiss first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.