Hatponbun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring bear.

Hatponbun created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatponbun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hatponbun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hatponbun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hatponbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.