Yamfabnil Pitwikbenbottipmilyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane goblin.

Yamfabnil Pitwikbenbottipmilyarl created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yamfabnil Pitwikbenbottipmilyarl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yamfabnil Pitwikbenbottipmilyarl, she will turn you into a slug.

Yamfabnil Pitwikbenbottipmilyarl's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yamfabnil Pitwikbenbottipmilyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never bounce near dolphins.