Vinnilduss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited grasshopper.

Vinnilduss created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinnilduss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vinnilduss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vinnilduss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vinnilduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not eat wheat.