Benyokwatarm Pigzancindan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise lion.

Benyokwatarm Pigzancindan created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benyokwatarm Pigzancindan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Benyokwatarm Pigzancindan, it will turn you into a tree.

Benyokwatarm Pigzancindan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Benyokwatarm Pigzancindan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Respect your elders.