Vogliksak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust mouse.

Vogliksak created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogliksak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogliksak, it will turn you into a mole.

Vogliksak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vogliksak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never skip in the presence of whales.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. You must love Vogliksak.