Vegnibzodkad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish owl.

Vegnibzodkad created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegnibzodkad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vegnibzodkad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vegnibzodkad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vegnibzodkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.