Shavfliggampandavdub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent finch.

Shavfliggampandavdub created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavfliggampandavdub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavfliggampandavdub, he will not care.

Shavfliggampandavdub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Shavfliggampandavdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away if six otters approach from the north.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing white shirts.

5. You must pray to Shavfliggampandavdub five times a day.