Xendimnadbombeddansak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy badger.

Xendimnadbombeddansak created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xendimnadbombeddansak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xendimnadbombeddansak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xendimnadbombeddansak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Xendimnadbombeddansak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xendimnadbombeddansak.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never laugh in the presence of porpoises.