Tangunraw is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome wolf.

Tangunraw created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Tangunraw, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tangunraw, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tangunraw's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tangunraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.