Dussquafwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless meerkat.

Dussquafwap created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussquafwap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dussquafwap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dussquafwap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dussquafwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect your elders.