Funxemsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented ferret.

Funxemsat created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funxemsat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Funxemsat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Funxemsat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Funxemsat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four moths approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Funxemsat.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never eat green fruit.