Gamtailwap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart wolf.

Gamtailwap created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamtailwap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gamtailwap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gamtailwap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gamtailwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Gamtailwap loves ducks, so they must be honoured.