Linpomyatbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless goblin.

Linpomyatbog created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linpomyatbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linpomyatbog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Linpomyatbog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Linpomyatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Linpomyatbog's name in vain.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.