Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent porpoise.

Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud, she will not invite you to parties.

Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud's Holy Commandments

1. Fomdubmabcit Jandunsandtanfodbestcud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if eight ducks approach from the south.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.