Gabhannut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ruthless finch.

Gabhannut created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabhannut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gabhannut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gabhannut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gabhannut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gabhannut five times a day.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Gabhannut on top of important buildings.

3. Never sing near dogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.