Tettistaffud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring crocodile.

Tettistaffud created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettistaffud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tettistaffud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tettistaffud's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tettistaffud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.