Bossfudzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever whale.

Bossfudzag created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfudzag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bossfudzag, he will turn you into a mole.

Bossfudzag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bossfudzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your neck.