Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak mongoose.

Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag, it will turn you into a tree.

Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Zigmobcit Pinlagbadfag's name in vain.