Gabcusspit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered hyena.

Gabcusspit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcusspit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gabcusspit, it will not care.

Gabcusspit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gabcusspit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.