Mutwadweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty turtle.

Mutwadweg created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutwadweg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mutwadweg, she will not care at all.

Mutwadweg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mutwadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt foxes.