Minsagdam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud bat.

Minsagdam created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsagdam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minsagdam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Minsagdam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Minsagdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.