Rilhonraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful skunk.

Rilhonraw created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhonraw, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rilhonraw, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rilhonraw's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rilhonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rilhonraw first in all things.

2. You must love Rilhonraw.

3. Run away if eight eagles approach from the south.

4. Never paint your head white.

5. Do not covet oxen.