Stanbapcan Spaghivdod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic rhinoceros.

Stanbapcan Spaghivdod created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbapcan Spaghivdod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stanbapcan Spaghivdod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stanbapcan Spaghivdod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Stanbapcan Spaghivdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.