Arnfumweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless jackal.

Arnfumweg created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfumweg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arnfumweg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arnfumweg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Arnfumweg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never look in ponds.