Quamyakpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful dolphin.

Quamyakpit created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Quamyakpit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quamyakpit, he will destroy your home planet.

Quamyakpit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quamyakpit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamyakpit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always obey Quamyakpit's priests.