Tinomtfarn Danxem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless camel.

Tinomtfarn Danxem created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinomtfarn Danxem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinomtfarn Danxem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tinomtfarn Danxem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tinomtfarn Danxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.