Xencenpin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong walrus.

Xencenpin created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencenpin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xencenpin, it will think nothing of it.

Xencenpin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xencenpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Xencenpin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.