Ruttdodjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered pigeon.

Ruttdodjam created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdodjam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruttdodjam, she will be very unhappy.

Ruttdodjam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ruttdodjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never run in the presence of frogs.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.