Renkomkap Vangemmot Zakmabcep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able pigeon.

Renkomkap Vangemmot Zakmabcep created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Renkomkap Vangemmot Zakmabcep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Renkomkap Vangemmot Zakmabcep, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Renkomkap Vangemmot Zakmabcep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Renkomkap Vangemmot Zakmabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.