Xuccedved Bithubfen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise fly.

Xuccedved Bithubfen created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccedved Bithubfen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuccedved Bithubfen, it will turn you into a puffin.

Xuccedved Bithubfen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xuccedved Bithubfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuccedved Bithubfen.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.