Bomhasril is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful narwhal.

Bomhasril created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bomhasril, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bomhasril, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bomhasril's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bomhasril's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.