Cimgudgadxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy mouse.

Cimgudgadxem created water four years ago.

If you believe in Cimgudgadxem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cimgudgadxem, it will remove you from existence.

Cimgudgadxem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cimgudgadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Do not take Cimgudgadxem's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.