Hadxenmot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable crocodile.

Hadxenmot created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadxenmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadxenmot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hadxenmot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hadxenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.