Fudhun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, compassionate raven.

Fudhun created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudhun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fudhun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fudhun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fudhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fudhun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.