Zodtadtaptimbum is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart weasel.

Zodtadtaptimbum created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtadtaptimbum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodtadtaptimbum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zodtadtaptimbum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zodtadtaptimbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always help rats.