Mutfunnil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented human.

Mutfunnil created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutfunnil, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutfunnil, she will torture you forever.

Mutfunnil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mutfunnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed pineapples to pigs while wearing blue shoes.