Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful hare.

Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Limbotflabteen Sascamfotyokhot six times a day.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.