Fagvadgigrow Stikdabhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak hedgehog.

Fagvadgigrow Stikdabhad created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagvadgigrow Stikdabhad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagvadgigrow Stikdabhad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fagvadgigrow Stikdabhad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fagvadgigrow Stikdabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Run away from orange bats, for they are unholy.