Zimxinhit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage duck.

Zimxinhit created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimxinhit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zimxinhit, she will not care at all.

Zimxinhit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zimxinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. You must love Zimxinhit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.