Siddabfud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, idiotic dog.

Siddabfud created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddabfud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Siddabfud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Siddabfud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Siddabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Siddabfud on top of all buildings.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about comets.