Zoglinnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering bee.

Zoglinnutt created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglinnutt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zoglinnutt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zoglinnutt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zoglinnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to ants while wearing indigo shorts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Pray towards the east.