Pakbaghig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty duck.

Pakbaghig created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbaghig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakbaghig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pakbaghig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pakbaghig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.