Bamflapbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable aardvark.

Bamflapbab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflapbab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamflapbab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bamflapbab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bamflapbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if six frogs approach from the east.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.