Citgadcum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast grasshopper.

Citgadcum created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citgadcum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Citgadcum, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Citgadcum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Citgadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear trousers.