Rulrutbid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unfair swallow.

Rulrutbid created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rulrutbid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulrutbid, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rulrutbid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rulrutbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rulrutbid on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide if three porpoises approach from the east.

5. Always obey Rulrutbid's priests.