Gupgodbidfon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish toad.

Gupgodbidfon created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupgodbidfon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gupgodbidfon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gupgodbidfon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gupgodbidfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Gupgodbidfon on top of important buildings.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.