Quillcissbat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing chicken.

Quillcissbat created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillcissbat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quillcissbat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quillcissbat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quillcissbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. You must pray to Quillcissbat four times a day.